mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
am i in love or am i horny
wartortles: if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
rneerkat: darrynek: rneerkat: if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo oh
When people are looking at my keyboard while...
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crunchyyy: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
roughrimjob: beggin for the d like
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