• fuck what others think •

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via tyleroakley)

thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

(via zackisontumblr)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

adirtylilsecret:

youtube-personalities:

When my iPhone drops…

SO FUCKING REAL

(via shut-uhp)

sedusable:

Sometimes I think you love me. Sometimes I think you like me. Other times, I think I’m nobody to you. Yeah, this sucks.

(Source: unheat, via shut-uhp)

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

(via latteos)